Mickey Mouse should live anywhere but my house. Here's an e-mail I recently sent to my landlord on the Maus House situation...
Your Majesty,
Sir, it is with my humblest regrets that I must announce that the Mice, those most foul creatures not worthy of being eaten by mutts, have once again invaded your most dignified territory, leaving behind them droppings which befit their low status. I also happened upon one of the most undignified lot last night, but like a cur, he ran away before I could heap upon him the slanderous musings that he so richly deserved. Indeed, I have set out traps, by which I hope to capture the lowly creature so that I may berate him for his unlawful entrenchment in your fine abode, but alas, the creature has escaped my most ingenious clutches so far. I simply write you to inform you of the state of your kingdom.
Your most humble subject,
Lady of the Basement
