2006 Booby Award - Zidane

So, we learn that Zidane infamously drove his Mr. Clean-orb into Materrazi's chest in the World Cup final because he insulted Zidane's mother and sister repeatedly. Yeah, because making an ass of yourself in front of millions of people worldwide really protected the sanctity of your mother and sister's good name. Sticking around to actually help your team score a goal might have done more than putting your noggin' into Materrazi's boobs. Repeat after me - "sticks and stones..."