Charming Christmas Gifts

For those of you who are scrambling to buy last-minute Christmas gifts, Wonkette has a few choice suggestions, including Cold War Unicorns (screw My Little Pony - what happens when Commie unicorn takes on Freedom unicorn in a no-holds-barred contest of unicorn horn superiority? ) and a delightfully femme-y and pink "Bring Back the Crusades" t-shirt (because what this overpopulated world needs is a thorough cleansing of infidels!).  Remember, it is the giving season.