Cat People Gone Crazy

I have seen few things more disturbing than the November 2006 edition of "Cat Fancy" magazine. To be fair to November 2006, it's the first edition of "Cat Fancy" that I've ever seen and I don't think I will be sending in my subscription card anytime soon. The magazine is like the sick love child of kitty Cosmo ("From FAT to PHAT - Give your tubby tabby a makeover"), kitty's Health and Fitness ("Take Charge of Inflammatory Bowel Disease!"), and kitty Playboy (there is a fold-out centerfold of a Chartreux cat, which is described as having a "robust body with finely boned legs" and a dense coat that is "mauve and blue like the breast of a ring dove"). The magazine failed to comment on the centerfold's favorite romantic activity or what she looks for in a tom.