Seattle has been an eye-opening experience thus far - my eyes are now open to the hippie, granola, veggie-bacon lovin' world that is the Northwest. In and amongst the reusable sea sponge tampons and essential oils for every potential medical affliction, there is the wonder of the personal ads from "The Stranger," Seattle's alterna-paper. My favorite ad -
"Gender-Queer Emo Smurf Seeking Freaks" (definitely a sub-species of human not found in the wilds of D.C.) - "mutual consensual brutality, anyone? approachably sarcastic dykes with soft spots for sci-fi tastic baby butch geeks encouraged to apply. craving female companionship - sick of being sorely lacking. just want to be all kinds of sore. P.S. I've got got great hair." (something tells me that this girl has been lost since Xena conventions went the way of the dodo bird).
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