Monday, November 13, 2006

Zombie Sunday

There are certain things you should not do on a mere two hours' sleep.

(a) Laundry - lest you wash your clothes with your Burt's Bees lip balm, thereby effectively making your jeans smell pepperminty fresh;

(b) Working Out - lest your body decides to say, "Fuck this!" and thinks about passing out and throwing up at the same time. I have managed to avoid that combination of activities for 29 years now - I really don't want my first time to be all over the bench press in my shi-shi gym.

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